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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:00
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
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Then came..
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
No way
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
—
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is field marketing a permanent job in a particular company?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
How will the newly imposed trade tariffs affect the global economy?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the difference between using a brush for air drying and blow drying?
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
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